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Posted: **Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:09 pm**

Light guy: "Step outta that &#§%$!! scanner light, you <expletive>! Those marks on the stage are there for a <censored> reason!"

JMJ: "Now pass me zee glass, I have to make weareeng zeese curtains for coats more pleasant!"

JMJ: "And here's proof zat Twilight eez reeped off of one of my albums."

JMJ: "Remote-controlled. Zee old analog synths are so temperature-senseeteeve zat I can play zem wiz a TV remote."

JMJ: "I know zere are many amazingly good synth players among you. Now can anyone of you take my place on zee stage, I'd like to attend one of my own concerts."

JMJ: "Look here, air Theremin!"

Jean Michel Jarre, 134 seconds after realizing that all extension cords in his studio were Isabelle's possession.

JMJ: "What's zat foam comeeng out of Dreyfus' mouz?"
Maurice: "Didn't your mother teach you how to slip cyanide into someone's coffee unnoticed?"

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:21 am**

"If I were you, I would give the bathroom another 5 minutes before going in there"

"I can remember EVERY single note of the solo at the end of Oxygene 4, it's just that THIS will not let me access them all"

"OK, I admit it. . . . . I'm a member of the AA. . . . . . . . . Analogues Anonymous"

"How dare you [hic] suggest [hic] that I am [hic] drunk. You have [hic] no proof [hic]"

"Can you guess who got the 5 star deluxe hotel room with king size bed. . . . . . . . and who is sleeping out in sleeping bags in the hotels cold cellars"

"What I am looking for is in one of these boxes. . . . . . . 147 of them"

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:33 pm**

Jon wrote:Image
"If I were you, I would give the bathroom another 5 minutes before going in there"

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"I can remember EVERY single note of the solo at the end of Oxygene 4, it's just that THIS will not let me access them all"

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"OK, I admit it. . . . . I'm a member of the AA. . . . . . . . . Analogues Anonymous"

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"How dare you [hic] suggest [hic] that I am [hic] drunk. You have [hic] no proof [hic]"

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"Can you guess who got the 5 star deluxe hotel room with king size bed. . . . . . . . and who is sleeping out in sleeping bags in the hotels cold cellars"

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"What I am looking for is in one of these boxes. . . . . . . 147 of them"

Posted: **Wed May 19, 2010 3:00 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 19, 2010 4:19 pm**

Jon - brilliant as always.

"Whoops! Forgot about the "feet off the table" rule again.

"Mmmh...studio candy"

"Just found the crying baby effect"

Posted: **Thu May 20, 2010 11:45 am**

Jon wrote:Image

The large crowd enjoy watching you play your organ.

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2010 1:07 am**

"Whats worse is - I'm this colour in broad brilliant daylight!!"

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2010 10:05 am**

Jean Michel - "I'm going for the AVATAR look"
Francis (off stage) - "We said 3D technology, not skin colour"

Posted: **Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:57 pm**

JMJ - "I always feel like somebody's watchin' me."

Posted: **Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:08 pm**

"She's fantastic; two beautiful looking eyes, she's very thin and you can put her against the wall."

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:27 am**

Errr. Are you squinting or am I blind?

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:28 am**

Playing hide&seek with Anne:
Jeez. Where ya at?

Posted: **Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:03 pm**

Jean Michel Jarre in 'synthesizer sneak up & surprise it' mode...

(you just knew that pic would end up here, right?

)

Posted: **Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:28 pm**

JMJ approaches his little baby playfully...

Oozoobobo!
Oozoobobobobo!

Posted: **Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:11 am**

JMJ - "Gotcha you. You think you can run from the master. I am gonna tickle your ivories!"

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