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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:48 pm
by Jon
"Anyone see where the cork went when it came out of the bottle?"
"Yes, it just shot past me!"
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:50 pm
by Jon

THIS IS THE HELICOPTER POLICE. . . . PUT DOWN THE SONG BOOK AND STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:02 pm
by Elisabeth
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:10 pm
by Aneka65
Jon Helicopter Police

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:12 pm
by Elisabeth
Aneka65 wrote:Jon Helicopter Police

Yes..Jon wants to take Jean Michel Jarre's place in stage!

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:24 pm
by GeeJee
Theatre clerk w/ flashlight: "Would sir please turn his cellphone off?"
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:24 pm
by Velodynamic
"We have been watching your outstanding work here on planet earth. Now we like to borrow you for just one minute. Step into the beam plz."

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:35 pm
by Kanta

, absolutely brilliant. All of them.

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:09 pm
by Velodynamic
"Oh...another one of those electronic bugs. OFF you go..."

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:06 pm
by AnDrOiD
"They told me not to push this button... but... I... can't... resist... any... more!"
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:15 am
by Jon
"Wonder what this red button on the Memory Moog does?"
2 seconds later

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:20 am
by AnDrOiD

Dominique:
"Who the hell emptied this bottle?"
At the same time outside...

Jarre:
"BBwwwaaaaarrrgghhh"
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:21 am
by Jon
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:24 am
by Jon
"It's stuck in the door way. . . . . . When I said I wanted a Elephant mascot for the tour, I meant a toy one, not a real one."
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:27 am
by Jon
"Either it's gone dark all of a sudden, or I have slipped and accidently stuck my head up the elephants ass"