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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:00 pm
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"Hello...oh...excuse me for the interuption but I'm looking for a laser harp. Has anybody seen it? It should've been down here somewhere. Flame me up Scotty!" :pwned:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:12 pm
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So thats what Gordon the Goffer has been doing all these years. The one who attends to Jarre's laser harp under the stage.
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:13 pm
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So that's the secret, Gordon the Goffer is actually JMJ's teacher. :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:36 pm
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Next time the Laser Harp is failing, JMJ will shout; "There is that darn squirrel in the Laser Harp again!!" :nod:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:49 am
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"Keep clear, I am The Bodyguard to Jean Michel Jarre."

:punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:37 pm
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Kanta wrote:Image
"Keep clear, I am The Bodyguard to Jean Michel Jarre."

:punch:
". . . . . and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, eh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:47 am
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Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:29 pm
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:bravo: , especially the last one Jon.
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:03 pm
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JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
Without faith nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:01 pm
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Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Without faith nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:59 pm
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Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:21 pm
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Analog-Umph wrote:
Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:Image
JMJ - "Any idea to when the concert is going to start? . . . . Been sitting here ages"
Cameraman - "Its YOU'RE concert mate"
JMJ - "Learn how to spell mate!"

@ Jon :punch:
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:
But "you're" is another abreviation to "you" as a individual person and not "you are", its a English term.

Its like being back at school, in English class with all this "grammer" checks. Lets leave it at school :)
Without faith nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:23 pm
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Jon wrote:
Analog-Umph wrote:
Jon wrote: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
"Your" as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of "you are". :lol:
But "you're" is another abreviation to "you" as a individual person and not "you are", its a English term.

Its like being back at school, in English class with all this "grammer" checks. Lets leave it at school :)
Not by what my or internet dictionaries tell me. Have a look at these: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

It's a common error people make, that's all. I used to mix up my tenses. Hey nobody's perfect. :P
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:04 pm
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Analog-Umph wrote:Hey nobody's perfect. :P
EXACTLY. . . . . . .
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:15 pm
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JMJ - "So, without further ado, lets start the charity auction . . who will give me £3.5million for this extremely rare dynasty Ming vase that I am holding up in my right hand . . . . "
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "







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