Blah Blah Cafe, the Jean-Michel Jarre forum

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What this is??

A word

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What de la fuck holy bbq ?

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The idea is to invent a stupid joke what is so bad, that it made you laugh..

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Well, I can always make some really bad jokes about Nico, but nobody likes them!

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A man comes home to his wife, with a duck under his arm...

Man: "This is the pig I've been keeping secret for you"

Wife: "It's not a pig, it's a duck"

Man: "I wasn't talking to you!"

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


A cat fucker is in a room, and suddenly another man comes and says "miaowwwww", then another man comes and ask "do you want some coffee ?" then another man comes and ask where the toilets are, then the second man after the coffee maker comes and wonders if the sky is dark, then the boss comes and sits in the middle of the room (this is a huge field during automn) and asks the cat to say "waf" instead, the cat fucker drinks coffee, and... well, all that is happening in the toilets actually, in the sixth floor of the highest building of the city close to the Atlantico-Mediterranean Oceansea, with a cup of tea...

MUHAHAAAAAAAAAAA I GUESS I MUST GO TO SLEEP, THIS C LANGUAGE HAS DROVEN ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Dr_Jones]

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of his legs is equally long.

Q: Why is a rabbit?
A: Because it's behind a tree.

Q: What's the difference between a diving board.
A: The higher, the plunge.

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not so shaggy."

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Q: How does a cow catch a rabbit?
A: By imitating the sound of a carrot

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Sorry, but we still don't need another joke thread.