"3 days after the release, and you haven´t bought it yet? Aren´t you ashamed of yourself?!"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
"The dvd is released with two lots of format: 2D version and a 3D version. The 3D version, THE 3D VERSION, that 3D version will transmit a signal though the glasses lenses and into the mortel human brain. The result will make all those that watch go into their local music store and buy my complete back catalogue. Upon doing this I will then conquer the world. I will be the master of electronic music. The saviour of the synths. The god upon which the whole music industry will look upon, muuuuuwwwwwhhhhaaa . . . . . . and the dvd has some nice special features too"
"Lets read through this again - Jean Michel Jarre: My Life - I was born in Lyon. I learned to play music. I play synthesizers and I love fireworks. I have also sold a lot of albums. . . . Hmmmmmm, bit on the short side me thinks"
JMJ WAS ASKED TODAY TO HOW LONG HE HAS BEEN WITH THE REST OF 'KRAFTWERK'
"2 loafs, one box of cornflakes, some baggles, one tub of low fat spreadable butter, washing up liquid, 6 pack of toilets rolls, 6 pack of Mars Bars. . . . . . "
After almost 9 months waiting, Jarre is releived to hear that his beloved Jaguar has finally been recovered from the roadside after breaking down
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
regarding JM's start of his concerts as of today, I want to remind all of you again to try VERY HARD to follow GeeJee's request in the title bar of this very topic. Thank you.
I have been a very good boy this year.
I want a Mellotron, a new Laser Harp, a mixing console, and all my back royalties from Disques Dreyfus. There's milk and cookies by the fireplace.
Love,
Jean Michel
"The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul."
-Johann Sebastian Bach, 1685-1750
"It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing."
-Duke Ellington, 1899-1974
"What?, no, sorry, I am here to watch the football match, not perform at it"
JMJ - "look, the joke is very simple, why did the chicken cross the road. What part of that is NOT funny."
"My luck's in tonight. . . If only I can get rid of that old fella"
JMJ to man - "that's one serious looking mole"
"Still can't get this radio to work"
Man on right to Dreyfus - "I thought Jean Michel Jarre was taller and had more hair?"
"It's alive, ALIVE!"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
"You put your right leg out, your right leg in, in, out, in, out and shake it all about, you do the okeykokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about"
2 minutes later. . . . . . .
"Altogether now!. . . . . . . do the okeykokeykokey, do the okeykokeykokey, do the okeykokeykokey. . . . . "
"If the instructions read right, the switch for turing this light saber on is here"
1 second later
Voooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
During an interview today, JMJ is now regretting eating at Mr Tungs resturant again. He fears someone may have spiked his food.
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
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